Spotlight on: FINAL DESTINATION



Well, this Friday the forth entry in the supernatural horror franchise Final Destination, ingeniously named The Final Destination (what pt 4 was already taken?!) opens up. Lame and lazy title aside (should we thank Fast and Furious for this?), I am looking forward to it, in particular thanks to the 3D gimmick, which if any franchise would benefit from it and work well with it, it would be this one. Anyways, here are my thoughts/ reviews of the first three. All reviews are out of 4 stars.

- A dude (Devon Sawa) gets a premonition of the plane that he and his classmates are getting on will blow up. He, along with his hottie teacher (Kristin Cloke) and a few of his classmates, get kicked off the plane. The plane blows up. Soon, there after, they begin to die one by one, as there is no escape from death.
The idea of death as a supernatural entity that kills and has a predestined and inescapable fate for all is an interesting and original one. The creative deaths are cool, with the gory and shocking bus accident death of an annoying blonde chick being the highlight. Out of all the accidents this plane one freaks me out the most, probably cause I ain't a big fan of flying to begin with. The characters, for the most part, are likable, and the acting is solid. The movie also gave introduced me to the beautiful Ali Larter, who has been a favorite of mine ever since. This remains my fav entry in the series. ***1/2

- A pretty, young girl (A.J. Cook) has a premonition of a horrible car pile-up accident (THE series' best accident scene, so far), and soon she and a group of others escape death. But, as they begin to die, she, along with a cop (Michael Landes), seek help from the only remaining person still alive from the first film, Clear Rivers (the gorgeous Ali Larter). They try to figure death's plan this time, and, of course try to beat it in the process.
There are less likable characters in this one, but the acting of the lead and Larter are good. And, the deaths are far gorier this time around. An impressive death by falling glass and a barb wire one are especially memorable. The pace is fast and the plot fun and well done. The movie has a wicked sense of humor and proves to be sick fun. A great time to be had for sure, this is my favorite sequel, so far. ***1/2

- This time around a cutie (Mary Elizabeth Winston) gets the premonition and thus her and her classmates get off a roller coaster before they all die. Of course, she has to figure out death's plan to keep them alive.
No one comes back from the first two films, except Tony Todd (who played the creepy corner in the first two), but he is only a voice. Regardless, this is a super fun time. There are even less likable characters in this one. In fact other than the leads, and the cute airheads, everyone is kind of a dick in this film. But, you won't care. It is so much fun to get through. The pace is fast and the deaths are extra gory and creative. Nailgun to the head, impaling, crushed body, motors to head, and most awesome of all, a killer head crushing. The accident scene is the weakest in the series due to it all happening to fast, but the climax is fucking killer an blew me away. That wicked sense of humor returns and keeps things rocking. There are lots of cute girls and some nice nudity thrown in. Truly a killer ride that confirms this as one of the best and most fun horror franchises in the last few years. I love this fucking series! ***1/2

I won't be seeing the new flim this weekend but hope do so very soon. And, FYI, I am even more pumped up about Rob Zombie's Halloween II. For my thoughts on that series go here: http://themastergio.blogspot.com/2008/10/spotlight-on-halloween.html

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The 2009 Bikini Edition

So, this is it loyal readers the last week of the last full month of summer. Weather wise this summer has sucked ass in New York. It's been rainy and humid. Still, I have had fun and plan to have more. Anyways, enough about me. This blog is my bikini blog! I figured this was my gift to you so, that summer does not have to end. After all, one of the best things about summertime is chicks in bikinis. Now, I know that Sport Illustrated puts out their Swimsuit Issue every year, but quite frankly I ain't cared about that mag in years. So, while I did not shoot any of these pics (although, it would be cool to do sometime); I think you will enjoy these greatly.

First off, we got Jamie Chung. Jamie is a big favorite of this blog, and on September 11th her new movie, which I have been discussing here for quite some time, Sorority Row opens up. As I already said, it also stars the gorgeous Audrina Patridge.

If we are gonna talk bikinis, then we gotta talk Vida Guerra. While, I ain't heard much of her much this year no ass looks better in, or out, of a bikini than hers.

I love wrestling. Well, OK it sucks now, but thank God for Gail Kim, the HOTTEST woman in wrestling! Remember when WWE used to the Diva magazines and DVDs? Well, with the whole lame PG-TV things that don't happen no more. But, I bring you a nice blast form the past, Trish Stratus!

While, I said that I don't care for supermodels much, nude models I love. Few are as beautiful as Aria Giovanni! Those curves on her are to die. The best part? They are all natural! Yay!

I do love Asian models, though, and this month's pick for hot Asian of the month is one of the hottest, Kim Lee: Seriously, don't you wish she hung by your pool? Come to think of it, it would be nice to have a pool, right about now...

Of course, what I really love are porn stars! And, I got a whole bunch for you! First off Sunny Leone, who I just talked about doing the Pornstar Workshop, here, in NYC. Is she Packers fan? Does it really matter? A fellow naturally busty babe, Gianna Michaels, is a favorite amongst many of you, I am sure. With curves like that how could she not be? One Gianna that gets a lot of love around here is Gianna Lynn. Looking like that how could she not? Tera Patrick is probably the most famous porn star, currently making movies. I send you all my love, too, Tera! Jesse Jane is another popular and yummy porn babe. Good God, Mariah Milano is so hot! Damn! Gina Lynn, Savannah Sampson, some other porn stars and Victoria's Secret model played bowling in bikinis: Uhm, how come this never happened at any blowing alley I ever been to?!

Now let's get back to my love for Asian women. Thanks to Attack of the Show, I recently discovered Mikie Hara: Those God-given boobs are AMAZING! Don't know the following models, but of course they are hot! Lucky tree: Two for the price of one: I I love gold:

And, now a random Playboy model:

Hope you all enjoyed/ continue this summer. And, above all stay safe.

(Latina) Bottoms up!



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