The Best Horror/ Exploitation Trailers Vol. 1

I'm a HUGE fan of trailer collections like the 42nd Street Forever series. To me the old school trailers are an art-form long lost. Back in the day, gore and nudity was happily showcased in them. The narration was awesome. And, sometimes these trailers out-shined the movies being advertised.

I hope to post more volumes as times passes, for now here is the first batch. Each is followed by my thoughts. Hope you enjoy my picks (please note: they are in NO particular order whatsoever)



This might be my all time fav trailer. The narration is awesome! "But, you cannot escape from Suspiria!" "The only thing more terrifying than the last 10 min of Suspiria are the first 92!" That's fucking classic right there! As, is the skull coming her hair and the breathing title letters. This , by the way, is my all time fav Argento film. A remake from the director of Pineapple Express is STILL threatened. God, please help us all and don't let it happen!



This controversial and infamous cult fav really knows how to sell itself. While, it is said to be vaguely inspired by true events, this movie is, I'm pretty sure, far from the actual truth. But, the trailer makes this film sound as morbid as they come. The nudity and gore shown in it is a reminder of a day gone by. Love the last line in it. The movie itself is OK. I actually enjoyed it more the second time around, though it suffers from pacing problems. The blu-ray release to this, by the way, is simply amazing. Get it!



This most recent of this group of trailers. I love it cause it promises (and the movie delivers) lots of action and kick ass stuff. "But it's gonna be one hell of a night!" Great line! Plus, the use of the Aliens score is all win, in my book. This remains my fav Rodriguez movie and my fav movie that Tarantino has anything to do with.



Here is another trailer that claims that it did happen, in real life. While director Meir Zarchi did say he was inspired by something, he saw in his life, this film, itself never really occurred. Nor those the movie, itself, claim that it does. The way the narrator says the title of the movie is just awesome. The movie has never lost it's power to shock and disturb. A flawed and mean-spirited classic all the way.



Wes Craven's debut movie remains a disturbing and shocking classic. This trailer is so fucking good! The "It's only a movie" campaign is fucking classic. Considering how brutal this one is, for once, it actually delivers fully on what it says.



I actually never seen Snuff. From what I hear I am NOT missing much. But, maybe some day I will see it. But, I just LOVE the trailer. First off, any trailer, or movie, for that matter that opens up with a warning is just plain awesome. Why don't movies do that nowadays? Anyways, the best line in it is "This could only be made in South America where life is cheap". HAHAHA! That's fucking priceless right there!

So, what did you think of my picks? Are there any you would like to see in a future installment? Let me know! Till then, go see these movies, themselves!

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Hot Asian Girl of the Month: Elly Tran Ha

It's the first day of April, which means it's April Fools Day, as well. Now, don't expect any lame tricks on this blog. You can expect though, this month's pick for Hot Asian Girl. This time, by popular demand, I have chosen Elly Tran Ha, the lovely Vietnamese model, beloved by Internet fans across the world. And, you would be fool to not love her, as well!

Elly Tran Ha, real name Tran Kim Hong, was born on June 6, 1987 in the US but of Vietnamese and Chinese decent. She is 5'6" and weighs about 104 lbs. Her measurements are an amazing God-given 35-23-35!

This sexy model has moved to Vietnam and is furthering her studies. Her modeling work is a part time gig.

There is little on her on the net. Apparently there is some blog of hers, but no one has ever seen it! I think the fact that she is such a mystery only make her that much more interesting. But, then again her pics kind of speak for themselves!

She's actually, supposedly gotten into signing pop music. I'm not a fan of pop and probably won't/ wouldn't like her stuff. But, I can say that she is hotter than ANY pop signer you can mention, at least in my book, anyways! And, yes that includes Katy Perry. Actually, I think they need to have a boob off!

For those wondering, she's never done any nudity. Her pics are sexy, regardless. We are always begging to see more! We probably never will, but who knows for sure!

Here she is in Korea. I have no clue what she is saying, but I don't care. You probably won't either cause she looks so freaking cute! But, hey if i have any readers who understand, please feel free to post a translation:


I first heard about her, on what I believe to be Freeones message boards, but I could be wrong. Regardless, she definitely has a cult following online. Moreso, with fans of lovers of beautiful Asian babes. I'm a particular a fan of her pics where she has glasses on!

This vid will further your love for her:


Elly has a very cute and pretty face. I simply love her smile! There is a wholesome, girl next door appeal to it that just makes you take notice. But, then it's her sexy legs and her amazing rack that will hold your interest. All of that simply makes for a killer combo. One, that garners her more and more fans each day. And, if you wanna see one of your favorites get featured here as Hot Asian Girl of the Month, leave me your request. As is proof with this girl and some others, here, I try to listen to my readers!
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