Asian Fever: Fortune Cookies

Title: Asian Fever: Fortune Cookies
Studio: Hustler
Cast: Nymoi Marcella, Kiwi Ling, Lana Croft, Lielani, Christina Aguchi

The first scene, of five, has the beautiful Leilani start of by getting all hot and horny, then a dude does her. Leilani has a truly beautiful face and is one of most gorgeous women in this disc. This is a good scene that sets the banner high for the rest of film. She gives the dude a good BJ and the ensuing sex is really hot. He cums on her tongue, and she proceeds to play with it in an ending that will have your Incredible Hulk busting out from your trousers!

As hot as that scene is the next one is even hotter, if you can believe it! It has Christina Aguchi, a woman I to find to be super sexy and really turns me. She looks hot as the sun dressed in a red corset. A dude porks her on a couch. The scene is sexy and hot through out, and Christina is just an awesome performer. The money shot to her tongue is good and ends this one nicely.

Next we have the stunning Lana Croft, one of my favorites, touching herself by pool and looking delicious. A guy comes in and fucks her. This scene starts off good but never really gets off, so to speak. I have seen much better scene with Lana, but she still looks great. In the end, she gets a load on her boobs.

My fav babe in the film is cover beauty, Nyomi Marcella. I am a HUGE fan of the Marcella sisters, and the cover alone could have sold me on buying this one. It turns out her scene is pretty decent, as well. While, not as hot as the first two scene, the scene still delivers the goods. This is no small part to Ms. Marcella, who not only looks absolutely stunning, but fucks like a winner. She gets a big facial at the awesome end.

The last scene has Kiwi Ling. She is curvy, but I don't like her as much as the other girls in the film. Still, I do find her to be quite attractive, and there is something really slutty and sexy about her that I like. The scene, itself, is good, but, in the end, is not that special. She takes the load on her chest. Maybe, if it had ended up on her face, I would have enjoyed it more.

The disc does look great and is in widescreen. The sound is awesome as well. In extra-land, we get nice behind the scenes interviews with all the lovely ladies. All of the interviews are pretty entertaining. Of note, the girl in the last scene, Kiwi, says she was an escort before going in the porn biz. Nyomi is so fucking beautiful that she turned me on just from laughing and answering questions. Also, a turn on was seeing Christina Auguchi, who is a major tease and knows how to play to the camera. I love that girl! It should be noted that Lielani looks even more beautiful in her interview, as if that could be possible! There is also a good photo slide show and some trailers for other Hustler flicks.

In all this has its' flaws, but thanx to three stellar scenes, it worth checking out. I promise your fortune will be good if you get this film!

3 out of 4 Woodies

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The 10 Best Movies of 2008

This has been an interesting year for movies. Some long awaited films delivered the goods (Rambo) others fucked up royally (Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull), meanwhile lots of great comic book movies came out (three of which made this list). This list is all comprehensive, so it just horror films, it's all genres. If you are interested in me talking about horror movies, stop by the Gorezone.net messageboards, where I post under Headbanger69. You can always read my reviews for the DVD Crypt, there, too, where I write under my real name: Giovanni Deldio. Anyways, enjoy the list and see any of the movies, you have not yet, seen. By the way, if you are expecting a bunch of boring, whimpy, pussy whipped, pretentious claptrap on this list go read some other lame website or movie rag.

10. - This direct sequel to the amazing Casino Royale is not as good as that film, but is still exciting enough to rank among the best of the Bond film series. While, some of the editing is annoying and intrusive, the climax is really exciting and rousing and Craig is, hands down, one of the best Bonds ever. Olga Kurylenko smokes the screen with her presence, and she is, without a shadow of a doubt, one of the most beautiful Bond girls, ever.

9. - Neil Marshall is THE future of the genre. This movie is an awesome, fast paced, fun, ass kicking, ultra-violent love letter to movies like The Road Warrior, Mad Max, and Escape from New York, with doses of Excalibur and 28 Days Later thrown in for good measure. I would say that it is the greatest post-apocalyptic film that does not have Mel Gibson in it (yes, I like it more than the Italian movies form the sub-genre, that I have seen). Plus, lead actress Rhona Mitra is one of the sexiest heroines the screen has ever seen. Rip-roaring fun from start to finish.

8. - Lighter in tone than the original, Guillermo Del Toro manages to make an even better movie, this time around, with this fun, funny, and fast paced fantasy/ monster flick. Ron Pearlman is good as the horror comic hero and the creatures are just so cool in this one. The FX are excellent, but this movie also has a heart, something many a blockbuster forgets. Del Toro continually proves to be one of the best directors in the horror/ dark fantasy world.

7. - This is the crowning achievement of Pixar, their best film, yet, even better than the wonderful Finding Nemo. The fact that this stunning movie is so great, with such little dialogue is a testament to the creative team behind it. It is funny, sweet, touching, cute, and always breathtaking to look at. I actually cried at parts and laughed at others. Wall-E is one of the most endearing characters in the history of cinema.

6. - With the death of lead star Heath Ledger and all the praise his role as the Joker was getting and the hype revolving around this film, it had a lot to live up. And, boy did it deliver and in spades! Director/ co-writer Christopher Nolan gave us one of the greatest superhero films, ever, a dark, mature, powerful, deep, and realistic take on being a superhero. By not playing it safe or for the kiddies, this movie succeeds where so many have failed. The action set pieces are impressive, the sets breathtaking, and the acting excellent. Leger gives us a terrifying, sick, and evil Joker, one of the best villains the screen has seen in quite some time. That is not to said the rest of cast did not deliver, as they pulled in great work as well. This movie has greatly raised the banner for this franchise, can another film really deliver the goods?

5. - The best trailer of 2008 came form this super gory and fun mix of action, splatter, horror, and humor from Japan. It is the goriest movie to hit the screens since Germany's Permutos: Lord of the Living Dead (and while that film was fun, this is light years better). The movie is always light despite some fairly fucked up moments, including off-screen necrophilia! A must for gorehounds, it also has some of the hottest babes to be featured in one film this year. The hottest to me has to be the Japanese beauty who plays the yakuza wife, who wears a fucking drill bra! Amazing and my fav film from the far-East that I saw last year.

4. - As a life long wrestling fan, I was greatly looking forward to this movie. It definitely lived up to my expectations. Rourke gives the performance of a lifetime in a movie that is touching and humorous, at differnt times. It is also, as anyone with knowledge of the wrestling biz can testify, very realistic. I hope this film gives viewers new found respect for wrestlers, as well as see how hard the fall from fame can be. Lovely Evan Rachel Wood has a small role as the daughter and from here we can see a connection to the life of Jake "The Snake" Roberts (in fact while this film is not based on any single wrestler, it is clearly drawn from many real life experiences they have had). Marisa Tomei is great in her role as the beautiful, MILF stripper with a good heart. I have long been a fan of the lovely Ms. Tomei, but she looks drop-dead beautiful in this one, and at 44 looks better than ever! Plus, she gets topless and wears a g-string! Not only that but with music by Accept, Scorpions, Cinderella, and Guns N' Roses, this is THE soundtrack of the year, perhaps, ever! The scene where Tomei and Rourke sign Ratt's classic "Round and Round" is one of the year's coolest moments.

3. - Though, I been a life long fan of comics, I was never a fan of Iron Man, but this movie changed all of that. Today, he joins, Punisher, Spider-Man, and Batman as my absolute fav heroes. Mature, fun, smart, fast paced, exciting, and ass kicking are all words that can be used to describe this modern masterpiece. The FX are flawless and Robert Downey Jr. IS Iron Man, and while playing a rich, womanizing, alcoholic is not a stretch for the man, he more gives Tony Stark his due. Director and fanboy John Favreau has given the single greatest superhero film, ever. A perfect movie and I don't say that very often. The ending is fucking classic.

2. - Who would ever have thought that the return of John Rambo would turn out to be not only the best one in the series, but one of the best action films ever made? I have discussed this film before, here, so I will just gone to say that this movie, the bloodiest American action film ever, holds on really well on repeated viewings. It also has a great message to it, and how many shoot 'em ups can say that they have that and are still savagely entertaining?

1. - Inside is, along with The Descent, the best horror film to come out of Europe in years. Brutal, vicious, intense, bloody, I could go on and on with my praising of this film, but since I wrote about it here already, I will avoid repeating myself. But, here is my question, if you ain't seen last years best movie, in any genre, what the hell are you waiting for? Seriously, this movie is a future horror classic and needs to be seen by everyone who is tired of the same boring, predicable tripe that the studios dump on us each and every year and try to pass it on as a horror film.

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