The Punisher



The Punisher is, without a shadow of a doubt, my absolute fav superhero, or comic-book hero for those who say he is not a superhero. I been reading Punisher comics since I was kid, along with Spider-Man, they pretty much rule in my humble opinion.

Frank Castle, had his family killed by the mob, after witnessing a mob rub out. He was left for dead, but when he returned he came back as the Punisher! Unlike, other heroes in the Marvel Universe, meeting up with him, means you will more than likely die! Justice is permanent with him.

His first appearance was in Amazing Spider-Man #129. He was set up by the Jackal into thinking Spidey was a bad guy, but he soon saw that that was not the case. The character was an immediate success. Along with Wolverine he helped usher in a new breed of costumed hero, the one that kills his foes.

He would clash with Spider-Man many times , and they formed uneasy alliances. These encounters with heroes would be something Punny would have to endure over his career. Anywho, he eventually got his own mini-series, then his own series. That would, at one point in time, lead to a total of three books being published, the other two being: Punisher War Journel and Punisher War Zone.

Plus, he guest starred in just about every superhero book. Shit he was even in the awesome 90s Spider-Man toon . Unfortunately he and other dark characters, like Morbuis, Ghost Rider, and Blade, had to be dumbed down for toon land. Overexposure eventually hurt the character, and an ill fitted attempt to make him a supernatural hero did even worse. He came back, eventually, thanks to Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon's amazing Welcome Back Frank, which led another series, and eventually an adult MAX series.

Marvel would bring him back to normal Marvel Universe in Punisher War Journal, where he killed various useless villains like the Stilt-Man. really fun stuff!

Now he is back on the big screen. This is the third attempt. The first was a crappy low budget film that had Dolph Lundgren. While, violent and Lundgren was OK in the role, it is marred by a bad script, laughable villains, a travesty of his origin, and WORST of all no Punisher skull on his clothing. Lame. But, hey that Japanese chick and her blonde daughter who play the villains are hot... That one scores a *and 1/2 out of **** in my book.

The next version was in 2004. This is one of my fav superhero films, but I just wish that it had been in New York, as opposed to Florida. That said, Thomas Jane remains the best actor to take on the role. I've discussed this film before here, so I will just give you my rating: ****

So, yesterday, I saw the latest version of the Punisher on film: Punisher War Zone . I know some stuff has been said on the net regarding preproduction of this film, but ignore that. This is a great, truly fun film! In fact, the ONLY complaint is that Jane is not in it. That said Ray Stevenson does a good role as Frank Castle.

First and foremost, this is the first time anyone has EVER gotten his origin right in a movie. He is in New York, too! Also, comic-book characters Soap and fucking Microchip are in it! Microchip, bro! But, the best part? Jigsaw is in it! Jigsaw was one of the only returning villains Punny has, mostly cause the rest end up dead. He is done perfectly in the film. And, looks fucking cool, too!

You cannot imagine my joy of seeing one of my fav villains step out of the comics and collectibles and into the big screen. Jigsaw kick ass!

This is also the single most violent American made action since this year's excellent Rambo. Heads and bodies explode, decapitation, impaling, neck breaking, cannibalism, head shots, gory squibs, fist through the head, and other acts of mayhem splatter across the screen. The use of colors and over-the-top violence makes the movie look like a comic-book, which I loved! The action is fast and furious and the film is never boring or overlong, a problem with some comic-book films. The acting is solid from all involved. And, may I add, that Julie (Dexter) Benz looks EVEN hotter as brunette?

Critics, who are lame and pussies, will bitch about the gore, but fuck 'em. They don't know shit about comics or the Punisher. This is one of the year's most outrageous and fun movies. In a year full of excellent comic-book films, this one does not have the depth of The Dark Knight or the wonderment of Iron Man, but it is so enjoyable, that you can help but have a GREAT time with it. Go get your ass to the movies, NOW! Or at least after you leave work or whatever the fuck it is you are doing right now. **** out of ****

I really hope we finally get a Punisher film series. I leave you with some cool Punisher art, to make you all happy and whatnot.


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The 70 Hottest Babes of 2008, pt. 2: 60-51

60. Yuko Kosaka- - I first got introduced to this impossibly, sexy beauty thanks to an episode of Attack of the Show I saw not so long ago. This jaw dropping Japanese gravure model has some of the sexiest, non-nude pics I have seen on the net. Check 'em out for yourself and see what I mean.

59. Vida Guerra- - Cuban goddess Vida Guerra has the greatest ass EVER. She also happens to be one of the most beautiful Latin women, ever, if not the most beautiful. That, dear readers, is saying a lot! But, it's a been a bit of a quiet year for her, otherwise she would have ranked A LOT higher, trust me.

58. Kristy Jo- - Another entry from Charm School: Rock of Love! Man, this show is full of hotties! And, I happen to think that Kristy Jo is the hottest one. She seems like a pretty cool chick, too. Too bad she got kicked out of the show. I was really cheering her on.

57. Kristen Stewart- - Twilight might not be the choice of hardcore gorehounds, but the following to this whole thing is huge. Barely legal hottie Kristen, though, means the guys have something to ogle at, too. Her gorgeous green eyes could break anybody's heart, be it man or vampire!

56. Sarah Silverman- - She is beautiful, leggy, funny, totally politically incorrect, loves porn, and curses a lot. More girls should be like her! That and her show, the aptly named Sarah Silverman Program, is one of the funniest in all of TVdom.

55. Katie Cassidy- - It was great when this blonde beauty appeared on one of the greatest genre TV shows ever, Supernatural. Sadly, her character Ruby got killed (season 3) and was replaced this year (season 4). So, I really miss her kicking ass as the demon who helps the Winschester brothers kick evil's ass. The girl playing her role is OK, but it is not the same, dudes! I hope we get to see her more genre stuff and soon!

55. Ashley Greene- - The hottest babe in Twilight, and there are quite a few, also managed to appear in a sexy shoot for the December 2008 Maxim.

53. Jena Malone- - Jena has always been a cutie, but The Ruins, the cool gorefest based on the bestseller of the same name, proved she has a smoking hot body. Seeing her a bikini and being a drunken tease made for memorable moments in it. Plus, she is the only girl on this list who battled killer plants in South America! That has to account for something, right?

52. Kristin Holt- - She might be the most beautiful babe on all of G4. This leggy goddess would probably be perfect if not for the fact that she is Republican. Well, that and she recently got hitched, hence she is now know as Kristin Adams. Oh well.

51. Dr. Mikannibal- - Revolver has been featuring hot metal chicks pretty much all year, for their regular "Hottest Chicks in Metal" segment. This saxophonist and signer for Japanese black metal band, Sigh, whose latest album an EP entitled A Tribute to Venom is pretty fucking cool, might be the hottest one, yet. She admits to being bi on her myspace, and her interview seems to imply that she enjoys butt sex. Yay!


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