AEE Hotties 1/17/13- MILFs, Strippers, & Boobs!

With so many beautiful women at the Adult Entertainment Expo, it's sometimes hard to figure out where to start from, but I figured I would do little bit random hotness for you guys to enjoy.


Now, remember that this was my first time at the new place, the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. I couldn't make it to the show last year, and the year before that, my first time ever, was at the Sands Expo Center. Well, as would be expected this place is a lot smaller. There are basically two large rooms and the hallway for the show. Thursday wasn't very crowded, but each day was more crowded than the one before it.

Anyway, back to hotties. Let's start with one of my favorites, the beautiful and naturally busty Jessica Bangkok. Since she signed Load Sharing 2 for me, which I told her that I loved, she recommended Asian Fuck Faces to me. I would pick it up on Sat, but for now, it was cool to just get shoot a pic of this babe.

I met Puma Swede for the first time, ever. I gotta say Puma is a crazy, fun, wild, and funny chick! She seemed to be having a lot of fun whenever I saw her. She always bought a smile to my face and made me laugh, and pretty much brings the party with her where ever she goes!

 

 

 Next to her was the always beautiful, sweet, and naturally voluptuous Gianna Michaels.

 Always beautiful and gracious, it's a total pleasure to see Tanya Tate.

If you love MILFs, then you need/ needed to hit the VNA booth. Led by the gorgeous Vicky Vette, it had some of the sexiest and bustiest ladies at the show. I have a few more pics from this booth, but you'll have to wait till a future edition for them!

Speaking of sexy MILFs, they don't come much nastier and dirtier than Ava Devine. Ava is quite friendly in person and ubber-sexy as well. Plus, I got to grab her boobs! That, in of itself, is one of THE highlights of Thursday!!!

The beautiful and sexy Sammy Brooks was such an awesome babe to talk to. Very flirty and hot as hell!! Her fun personality quite simply made my day!

 

 

 

Another stunner is the always awesome Asphyxia. She loves posing and playing up for the camera and draws a lot of attention where ever she goes, even from the other porn stars! And, with her exquiste beauty and kick ass personality it's easy to see why!

But, one girl really stole the day for me, and that was the smoking hot and beautiful Francesca Le! This woman is smoking hot!! She is so fucking sexy in person, that it should be illegal! Her body is simply amazing and, in particular, her ass is a godsend! She was probably the last person I went up to on Thurs, so it ended the day perfectly for me (well at least the convention part of it, anyways!)!

And now, some strippers, that were dancing at the show on Thurs, for you viewing pleasure.

Finally, the first official day of the convention ended and between drinks and heading back to my hotel, I met this hottie cam-girl, who drew a lot of photographers. And, rightfully so!!

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A Talk with Porn's Geek Goddess Misti Dawn at Exxxotica NJ 2011

All photos courtesy of Negative Pop and myself.

Exxxotica was a perfect time and place to catch up with the lovely and awesome cutie Misti Dawn. She was at the Dirty Diablos booth, a porn company with whom she is currently shooting with. They had one of the most fun booths at the show, with their lovely girls selling and signing DVDs for a mere 5 bucks each! They even gave some out to the fans!
A true geek goddess and fellow nerd, the lovely and sweet Misti is always a pleasure to catch up with. In what is now my third interview with the red-haired, tattooed babe, she discusses what she's up to and talks video games, too.


Misti also posed for some truly amazing and cute pics taken by my kick ass photographer Negative Pop. You just gotta love her!

Misti signs the DVD that I bought off of her.

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Experiment in Torture

Director: Sean MacArthur
Writers: Sara Angressan & Seam MacArthur
Cast: Brendan Connor, Marjan Faritous, Jessica Montanez, Gina Martinez, Kevin J. Brewerton
Year: 2007
Min: 80

A bunch of strippers, lured by easy money, go to a remote mountain getaway. Suddenly, they are drugged, tortured, and/ or ultimately killed by a sadistic madman.

This piss poor slasher meets torture porn crap is truly bottom of the barrel shit. The acting is piss poor and the dialogue even worse. There is a scene where, and I kid you not here, a girl sits in a toilet and all drugged out, thanks her pussy for all it has given her! Sadly, this flick never rises above the toilet, itself. Characters pop in and out of nowhere. And, what makes it even worse is there is no character development throughout its miserable running time. You truly won't give a flying fuck what happens to anybody in this piece of shit.

I have no clue how it took two to write this crap, since the movie makes no narrative sense. I still don't understand some of it, and quite frankly I don't care to. The flat directing gives the movie zero suspense. There is some horrible shakey camera work, where you can't see shit, and the ending is terrible. The ending is one those, "That's it?!" type deals that makes the preceding even more pointless. But, hey at least it was fucking over!! The end credits by the way have the title track, which is not only a godawful song, but has some ridiculous lyrics like, "Kinda makes me sad to sing this song". You know what makes me sad? That a major studio, Lionsgate in this case, releases filth like this.

On top of that, the editing is also pretty fucking bad. In fact, in one scene, there is a jump cut. Really? Maybe, these guys set out to make the world's most amateur Saw/ Hostel/ slasher flick rip-off in history. If so, congrats assholes! You fucking succeeded with flying colors!

Now, you might say well, maybe the gore is good. Well, you're wrong there, too! Most of the violence occurs off-screen, and when you do see it, the FX look terrible and cheap, including the most fake looking decapitation and amputation, I have seen outside of a student movie. In keeping with the cheap look and feel of the movie, the DVD transfer flat out sucks. It's dark and grainy, and I doubt that was done for any "effect".

The only thing I can say positive about it is the girls are pretty. There is a lot of nudity at the beginning, but after that NOTHING! They're strippers for God's sake! Give us more flesh! Still, this is NO reason to see this, though, as there so many better horror movies with strippers as protagnists, including a bunch of Roger Corman flicks from the 90s.

In all, this movie is an experiment in torture alright. But, it only really succeeded in torturing me. Fuck this one!!

1/2 (a star) out of ****

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The Master Does Las Vegas (Again) June 2011, Pt. 2

We began our Sunday by having the AMAZING buffet at the Bellagio. There was a small wait but it was worth it!! Delicious and great deal!!!



Next, we decided to leave the strip for a little while and go check out Fremont. This was actually our first time that we've ever been outside of the strip. Freemont is located in downtown Las Vegas. It's a beautiful site and preserves some of the older aspects of Sin City. For example, you'll find the world famous cowboy sign there.



There are lots of stands selling stuff. I tried on a hat and think, that maybe I should seriously start rocking this look! What do you think?



Of course, this being Vegas, your gonna need a bit of sin. And, well, we found some in the form of this strip club. I didn't go in, in part cause I already had plans to hit one that night. But, nonetheless, it certainly caught my curiosity.

There some awesome things happening over my head, as well. For example, there was a large replica of the moon with Elliot and ET. But, my favorite were the hanging arcade games! I, as a child, owned small, working replicas of the Pac-Man on display. Finally, there was the famous zip lines. Though at one point, they got stuck confirming my belief that I need not do that!

The buses in Fremont look like something out of some futuristic sci-fi movie. Pretty cool!

It was soon time to head aback to our hotel. We hit the bar that's by the check in place, again. I really like it, there as it is a good place to relax and re-energize. Plus, it's also a nice place to scope out pretty girls, including one of the gorgeous girls, who worked there. Then we got some very delicious burgers at BLT Burger. They really hit the spot and prices are good.



Finally, it was time for some of us to hit Little Darlings. I couldn't take any pics, but I can tell you that I had THE best time, ever! This has to be THE single greatest strip club, I ever been to. And, it proves, without a shadow of a doubt, that Vegas strip joints kill the NYC clubs. Sorry, but it's a fucking fact. The women were gorgeous and had a great variety. I got a lapdance from a stunning half Thai, half Caucasian beauty. It was THE greatest lapdance, EVER! I blew a damn good amount of cash, but it was worth it. She, and the club, pretty much made this vacation, fuck that, this year, so far, for me. I told her that and she high-fived me. I been through some not so great shit, as of late, and I needed this. This, dear friends and readers, is my favorite memory from Vegas. And, considering all the great and wonderful memories, I have there, that is saying A LOT!!! I fucking LOVE LAS VEGAS!!!



But, it ain't over yet, kiddies...



TO BE CONCLUDED...

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The Master's Official Adult Entertainment Expo 2011 Report, Pt. 2

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