The Top 10 Movies of 2012

2012 has passed us by, and as far as movies are concerned it was a great year. In particular for horror movies, as there were some of the finest genre films I've seen in sometime. In fact, this might be the year with the most amount of horror movies to ever make this list. I do want to say that the best horror movie I saw this year, the magnificent American Mary, is not ranked, only because it's official release is this year. I'm sure that when I make the list for this year it will rank among the very best, as it is as amazing a movie, as I have seen the genre produce in a very long time. As always, my list is probably not like other lists out there, but then again this blog isn't like most blogs out there. Anyway, no more wasting time here is my list:

10. The Expendables 2- Opening the list is this fun and badass, and to me, superior sequel to the original star-studded action-fest. It's a solid shoot-em up, with great ones liners, lots of kick ass, bloody action (and to think there were rumors of this getting a PG-13!!), allusions to the AWESOME cast's past action films, and a hot Asian chick. Lundgren was probably my favorite in the film, but Van Damme made for a damn (pun not intended) good villain. Bring on part 3!!





9. Mother's Day- Though it took two years (in fact I reviewed it last year) to finally get an official release, this superior sort of remake to the good Troma released movie of the same name, ranks as one of last year's most vicious horror flicks. The acting is great, in particular from Rebecca DeMornay and the reigning queen of quality horror remakes: the lovely Jamie King. It also features very tense directing. The moments of strong, graphic violence give the film a nice gut punch that you will surely feel.



 
8. The Raid: Redemption- Here's a kick ass, break-necked paced, and brutally violent action flick from Indonesia that got a wide-release in the US, and it totally deserved it. It also deserves all the praise that you've heard it get. It is the best martial arts film since The Protector. The action never stops, nor does the insane splattery violence. The fight scenes will leave your jaw dropping to the floor and the stunts are just insane!! If you have yet to see this one you're doing yourself a diservce. Of note: this movie's success probably hurt Dredd, which had a very similar plot (IE go up a building to battle the main baddie in a building filled with baddies). And, you should definitely see that one as well, though this is definitely the superior movie.

7. The Cabin the Woods- Co-writer Joss Whedon's flick is a loving tribute to the horror genre. There are so many cool moments and so many cool creatures, that you can watch this a million times over. In fact, i liked this one even more the second time around, enough so that I changed the position that it ranked in originally. Throw in the babes, nudity, gore, and, what is probably the best climax of the year, and you have the first of two big hits Mr. Whedon has on this list. For more on my thoughts, but not enough to ruin it, check out my review here: http://themastergio.blogspot.com/2012/04/cabin-in-woods.html
 

6. Skyfall- The best Bond film since my personal favorite in the series, For Your Eyes Only, this one even manages to trump the greatness that was Casino Royale. The action is the most suspenseful the series has had in countless of ages. The acting is on spot from the whole cast, with a riveting Javier Bardem, who ranks amongst the best of the Bond villains. Craig continues to prove that he is THE best Bond, since Connery. The emotional story, riveting climax, and perfect ending make this one a loving tribute to the series as well as a must see (and, when it hits DVD/ blu-ray: a must own) for Bond fans.


 
5. The Loved Ones- It's a shame that it took three fucking years for US fans to see this masterpiece of modern horror, and then that it got a somewhat underwhelming DVD release, and no blu-ray!! Regardless this is one that is so well written and features what is some of the finest acting in the genre in the entire year. This smart, attention holding, tough as nails survival horror flick, is one that should be seen by all lovers of terror. For more on my thoughts on this masterpiece read my review here: http://themastergio.blogspot.com/2012/06/loved-ones.html




4. Django Unchained- This tribute to the bloody spaghetti Django westerns, is Tarantino's best movie since Pulp Fiction. It is also his best looking movie, ever. It benifits from an amazing cast, including Jamie Foxx at his very best. DiCaprio makes for a dispicable villain, as does Samuel Jackson. Meanwhile, with this film Christopher Waltz cements himself as one of my favorite actors. Though long, Tarantino keeps the pace moving nicely, so you won't be feeling it (a problem with the director's lesser work like Death Proof). The gory shoot-outs will make you remember the type of films this is a love letter, to, as will the great music, some taken from the original Italian series, itself, as will the great cameo by Franco Nero. Horror fans should keep their open for cameos by Tom Savini, the lovely Amber Tamblyn, and her dad, Russ Tamblyn (who, of course, starred in the classic The Haunting).

3. God Bless American- This awesome jet-black, but hilarious comedy from Bobcat Goldthwait, is the single best comedy of the year. Playing like the ultimate liberal fantasy, this one that has our hero and his teen accomplice killing reality TV stars, assholes, and right-wing fascists. It's a fun, bloody movie, that will have you cheering them on, as they rack up the bodycount of the idiots and jackasses. The acting and the dialouge is priceless, with the whole scene where they talk about Alice Cooper ranking as what might be my favorite dailouge moment of the year.



2. Excision- Unquestionably the best image change of the year came from the lovely AnnaLynne McCord, who plays the misfit teen lead in this, the finest horror movie, to get an official release this year. McCord is amazing on very level, as is Traci Lords as her mom. I must say I'm one of those who thought it wasn't possible to get a great performance out of her, perhaps due to the earlier horrible roles, that she got. Alas, Lords proved me wrong, here. This film, a twisted coming of age movie, is alternately disturbing, hilarious, moving, touching, and gory. It is even that much better, the second time around. A true accomplishment for the genre this one will resonate with not just those of who always felt like the weird kid, but anyone, at all who views it. A new classic for the genre, without a shadow of a doubt!

1. Marvels The Avengers- When it came to pick the year's best, only one film remained at the top of this list, from the second that I finished watching it, and that's Joss Whedon's second movie to make this list: Marvel's The Avengers. This movie is perfect and a true geekgasm. One that I could worship and praise all day long, but I don't need to cause I wrote that praising review back in the summer of 2012: http://themastergio.blogspot.com/2012/05/marvels-avengers.html

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Mother's Day (2010)

Title: Mother's Day

Director: Darren Lynn Bousman

Writer: Scott Milam

Cast: Rebecca De Mornay, Jaime King, Shawn Ashmore, Warren Kole, Patrick Flueger

Min: 112



A couple throw a get together and invite some friends over. Good times are had until three brothers, one of them mortally wounded, enter the house. They are extremely dangerous criminals, and this was there house, until a mere two months ago. They hold the people in the house hostage, as they have one of a hostages, a doctor, help their brother before he bleeds out. Meanwhile, they await their psychotic mother (Rebecca De Mornay) who is accompanied by her beautiful daughter (True Blood's Deborah Ann Woll) arrive. When, she gets there, they demand that the money they been sending her to that house be returned to them. And, if they don't get what they want the body count will start to rise...



Right off the bat, I should start by saying that this film is very different from Charles' Kaufman's original movie of the same name. Aside, from keeping the idea of a whacked out mom and her kids, it's a completely different movie. This is a home invasion horror/ crime-thriller, unlike the rape-revenge 80s favorite (which I think is one of the best movies Troma has ever released). Fans of that film will love the in-jokes and allusions to it, including one awesome death scene.



What this movie also is one of the year's best horror films, and I hope it gets an official release soon, cause it is one hell of a ride. The movie is dark and intense and marks Bousman's best movie yet, far surpassing his work even on quality movies like Repo: The Genetic Opera or the Saw sequels, including the second one, which is actually my favorite in the series. He builds up suspense and nail-biting intensity and always keeps you on the edge of your seat. The editing is tight and furthers the feeling of the movie that will have your nerves completely spent by the time it is over.



There is are two predominate themes that run in this film: one is family. Both Jamie King, who plays the wife of the lead couple and whose character recently lost a child, and De Mornay care and love their family. This adds a level of depth to De Mornay's character that makes her that much more interesting and, in the end, perhaps THE finest female villain in the history of the horror film. Another, one, I find is one bought up by one of De Mornay's sons, who pretty much says that all humans are capable of killing in the right circumstance. This becomes increasingly evident as the movie moves along.



For this to work the acting must be excellent, and it most certainly is. De Mornay gives the performance of her career. You really want this bitch to die! And, that is all a credit to her. King is also quite good and makes for a strong heroine, you can cheer on. King looks great of course, as does the rest of the exceptionally beautiful, female cast. As, a huge fan of Ms. Woll, I was happy to see her in this film, where she plays the most sympathetic of De Mornay's family. The rest of the cast is excellent as well, with everyone giving it their all.



The movie is not the goriest you will ever see, but it always feels tense and the strong violence that there is, is made that much more racketed up. The torture scenes are nasty stuff, that will have you wincing. And, the kill I mentioned some paragraphs back ranks as one of the year's very best.



The only flaw in the movie is the ending which while not bad, and does make sense, feels a little forced and somewhat out of place. Regardless, of that I give Mother's Day my fullest support and my highest possible recommendation. Don't let your preconceived concepts of remakes stop you from seeing this. Afterall, just last year after leaving a comic book convention I was discussing my doubts about this one with a friend. Fuck those doubts and see this one as soon, as it gets released.



**** out of ****

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The 10 Hottest MILFs

Well, this Sunday is Mother's Day, so I wanted to take the time out to wish all the moms out there a wonderful day. And, I hope you all take this day to tell and show your moms how much you love them. Do something special for them. You know they deserve it!
Anyways, enough with the sweet, nice stuff. I also felt it was time to pay some love for MILFs! The following is a list, in ascending order, of the 10 most uber-hot mature babes around. While not all of them are actual moms, they are all 40 or over. Enjoy the beauty of these women, who only get finer with time.

10. Lucy Lawless- I truly think this New Zealand 42 year old babe is more stunning than ever. Want proof? Then you clearly have not been watching Spartacus: Blood and Sand, as I have been tell you to do. Shame on you for not seeing her amazing, naked boobs!








9. Ming Na- She has the ability with her exquisite beauty to make even the crappiest of films (Street Fighter [Van Damme version], Prom Night [remake]) shine. Well, at least while she is on screen. At 46 years of age this babe is just draw dropping in her breathtaking looks.








8. Demi Moore- I have had a crush on Demi Moore ever since I was a kid, and you know what? I still love her! At 47 she still looks AMAZING! That body is wow, just wow!!! She is a complete and utter heartbreaker with killer legs, a beautiful face, and stunning eyes. That Ashton Kutcher is one lucky fuck! I mean did you see her when she was on Chlesea Handler's recent special?! I mean my jaw dropped! And, between both those babes, so did the drool!





7. Doro Pesch- The German metal goddess herself is rocking hard, kicking ass, and looking delicious at 45! It's amazing in how good shape she keeps herself. I am a huge fan of her and her music and with good reason, I must add!








6. Lauren Graham- She played one of the hottest and most beautiful moms in the history of TV on The Gilmore Girls, and on the new show, Parenthood, she is keeping that title alive and well. OK, neither show are my cup of blood, but she more than made up for that with her role in my all time fav comedy, Bad Santa, as a sexy bartender with a thing for Santa. Quick where's a spare Santa suit? Need to wear one for this 43 year old goddess!





5. Marisa Tomei- I have always liked this Italian goddess, but it's her role in The Wrestler, as a stripper mom, two years ago, that cemented her as one of the all time great MILFs. Her body looked smoking hot as she was topless and giving lap dances! I wish she really did work at a strip club! Preferably one close to me!







4. Lucy Liu- One of the most flawless and beautiful complexions ever belong to this 41 year old hailing from my home town of Queens, NY. Lucy is always captivating and stunning to look at. She also happens to be a damn good actress and even more awesome when she is kicking someone's ass.








3. Vicky Vette- Let's be honest here, MILF porn fucking rulz. And, one of the best performers in them, has to be the beautiful Ms. Vette. I simply cannot believe that this beauty is actually 44 years old! A Norwegian vision of optimum beauty!








2. Ginger Lynn Allen- Perhaps one of my longest lasting crushes, I truly believe Ginger Lynn to be one of the most beautiful women, ever, MILF or not. Having had the pleasure of meeting her last year at Exxxotica NY, I can assure you that she is even more sexy in person. This 47 year old lovely just exudes sex! Plus, she is one of the very few women who have done X-rated, B-movies, big budget movies, and TV. Ginger Lynn rules!






1. Kelly Hu- A long time admirer and fan of the gorgeous Ms. Hu, it is hard to believe that she is actually 42 years old! Look at her! She just keeps getting more and more impossibly beautiful. Plus, she's another honey that looks so good when she is kicking someone's ass! Kelly's involvement in various causes also prove that this babe is as beautiful on the inside, as she is on the outside. Kelly Hu more than surely deserves her top spot on this list.






And, so remember, I love MILFs, you love them, we all love them!

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