The 10 Hottest Women to Ever Appear in a Horror Film

My latest article for Best-Horror-movies.com was a blast to write, as I picked the 10 hottest babes to ever grace a horror film. I hope you guys enjoy my picks. You can read it here: http://ossuary.best-horror-movies.com/m/news/view/99285/The-10-Hottest-Women-to-Ever-Appear-in-a-Horror-Film

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The 70 Hottest Babes of 2010, pt. 7, 10-1

10. Angelina Armani (last year 11)- This blog has long supported the beautiful Ms. Armani, and I am happy to see that she is on the verge of becoming the next big scream queen! Her role in Chromeskull: Laid to Rest II, is sure to be beginning of this beautiful and sweet fellow fan a horror heartbreaker. I also has the pleasure of interviewing her this month, for the Gorezone.net. I think that 2011 will be a HUGE year for her. Mark my words, readers and friends, a like!



9. Megan Fox (last year 10)- Ok, so this year she started in a comic book film that tanked at the box office (Jonah Hex), but come on, it's Megan fucking Fox! Easily one of the most beautiful and sexy women in Hollywood, ever! She has some upcoming films, which good or bad, have at least some degree of curiosity from me, just cause of her!





8. Tia Ling (new)- Tia's debut on the list manages to make to the top ten because, well, anyone who has seen her porn knows how hot she fucking is!! She is exceptionally beautiful and sexy as hell. She has a great site and is very cool to her fans, as far interaction goes. I been vigorously enjoying her work this year, and I'm sure I will continue to do so for many years to come!!!





7. Audrina Patridge (last year 4)- The most beautiful woman in the history of reality TV was seen for the last time on that shit show, The Hills, as it ended it's run on MTV this year. She then appeared on Dancing with the Stars, another shit show I don't watch. Here's to hoping she will do something cool like Sorority Row, again!





6. Olivia Munn (last year 5)- She left Attack of the Show this year, and G4 still couldn't stop showing her face on ads for the program! She did a nice little lay out for Maxim, among others. She also got a gig on The Daily Show and a new sitcom Perfect Couples. I love her and all, but I ain't watchin' that shit. Sorry. As for her cameo in Iron Man 2, I got all excited when I saw her, but if you blinked, you missed her! The same goes for The Social Network, says my friend. Regardless, of it all Munn will always be a favorite here, moreso after I had the pleasure to meeting her earlier this year. She signed her book, Suck It, Wonder Woman!, which went on to become a bestseller. It's a fun read for sure! :)

5. Joanna Angel (last year 3)- She is still the reigning queen of alt-porn and her company BurningAngel still rules. To me, one of the best Attack of the Show moments, this year, was her Halloween review of horror movies on DVD and blu-ray.




4. Asa Akira (same)- I am so glad to see that Asa's popularity continues to grow. Every time I see her I am amazed by her beauty. Asa got lots of props this year, in particular for her movie, Asa Akira Is Insatiable, a movie I NEED to fucking see and own!!! Plus, she got two of her own Two in the Shirt (TITS), T-shirts (try saying that five times real fast!), one of which I proudly own! Honestly, I think Asa's star will continue to rise. So, that means 2011 might just be her year!!!




3. Sasha Grey (last year 7)- OK, so she's retired from porn, now. But, she did pose for Playboy, and got nude on Entourage. There she got even more mainstream exposure (in more ways than one, I suppose!). She continued to appear on G4, and has made other hottest babes lists. But, hey, this blog's been supporting her way before those other non-porn sites ever did. So there!!!


2. Jamie Chung (last year 3)- Speaking of supporting a babe, few have gotten the love that Chung gets here. From the get go, I been telling you guys how amazing she is. It looks like the rest of the world, is finally catching up. Next year, she will be in Sucker Punch, a movie fans have been talking about for a good part of this year!!!! Here is hoping she gets lots of attention when that film comes out, and it ain't all directed to just her co-stars.




1. Grace Park (same)- Grace is the first girl to keep her #1 spot on this list! Yay! Park remains TV's single most beautiful woman. And, her role in the badass Hawaii Five-O proves it. I flip out for her in a bikini, but love it when she classes it up, too. Hell, she even made an electrician uniform look hot!! Plus, we get to see her kick ass! And, it once again manages to show us what a great actress she is. The show is a hit (deservedly so), so we can expect more seasons to drool over her, at least I hope so! My TV and I would not be happy without our Park fix.



And, that dear friends, ends another list. I hope you guys enjoyed it. I wanna wish you all a happy, fun, drunk, but, above all, safe New Year's! Here's to hoping 2011 will bring us lots of cool new shit and more hot babes, of course!

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The Top 20 Actresses Who Should Have Been Nude in Horror Movies, Pt.2: 10-1

10. Katherine Heigel in Bride of Chucky- Ms. Heigel has been in some truly godawful movies after this one. And, while her star has risen my interest in her has dropped. That said, she looked fucking gorgeous in this one and should have dropped her top. Chucky might have have dumped his main squeeze if he, and us, had seen seen Heigel's chest!



9. Elizabeth Banks in Slither- Banks is one of my fav actresses out there. Aside, from being beautiful, she really can act. I also happen to think she has quite a nice behind. She looked quite delicious in this sci-fi/ horror flick. As good as this movie is; imagine the classic it would have been if Banks had bared her goods! I mean even clothed she is drool worthy!



8. Jennifer Rubin A Nightmare on Elm Street pt. 3: Dream Warriors- I've liked metal/ punk/ goth girls since my earliest memories. And, of the earliest crushes of girls like that, for me, had to be the beautiful Jennifer Rubin as Taryn in the classic Nightmare sequel Dream Warriors. In her dreams, she is "beautiful and bad!" Sadly, she is also clothed! That said, the skin tight leather outfit she has on is HOT as fuck!




7. Ali Larter in Final Destination 1 & 2- I've been a fan of the beautiful Ms. Larter since the first Final Destination movie. Why it took so long for the rest of the world to catch up, I don't fucking know. Wait, maybe I do. It's cause she kept her clothing on! Had she been naked; she would have been a huge star without the help of that shitty Heroes TV show. Trust me! I know these things!

6. Eihi Shiina in Tokyo Gore Police- The former model and stunning actress of Takashi Miike's classic Audition looked absolutely stunning in this fun and over the top splatter flick. But, she kept her clothing on! I mean there is no better way to battle mutants than being in the nude. Even moreso if you are a hot chick! So, let this be a lesson to all you beautiful women out there reading this, THE best way to battle mutants is for you to be naked!

5. Jennifer Love Hewitt in I Know what You Did Last Summer- In keeping with the terrible trend of women not showing their naughty bits in the 90s in slasher films, IKWYDLS had the beautiful Jennifer Love Hewitt, and her boobs, but yet no skin! I mean clearly her chest is a weapon of mass destruction, or at least the cause of mass tissues being destroyed by those using them! Sure she wears tight clothing and even gets wet, but it ain't the same! The culprit here is, once again, screenwriter Kevin Williamson! Damn you, for this horrible fucking trend! This blog is not your friend, Mr. Williamson!

4. Jessica Alba in Idle Hands- Honest to God this fucking movie is atrocious! It is neither funny nor gory. It is just plain fucking stupid. But, there are two good things. The first is Seth Green as a pothead zombie. The other thing this is the movie that introduced me, and most of the world, to the beautiful Jessica Alba. I remember looking at the Fangoria issue with this movie in it and seeing her pic, and being like, "Damn!". She looked unquestionably hot and there are some nice panty shots of her ass. But, alas Ms. Alba did not bare, herself. Worst of all, she has a no nudity clause, so that even when the role calls for it (Sin City, where she played the stripper Nancy), she won't do it! Damn it! Ms. Alba, you need to stop torturing us! Bare your skin! I think it might even solve world hunger if you did! So, do it for the well being of the world!

3. Elisha Cuthbert in Captivity- While, I think House of Wax is a better movie, I think this is the movie where the nudity fit best (not that should ever stop any of you aspiring filmmakers from adding skin to your movie!). I actually like this controversial little torture porn flick. But, think about it, as she is held captive by our mysterious antagonist, he gets to see a lot of her. That includes a sex scene. But, even then we don't see shit. Come on! That's a rip-off right there!




2. Megan Fox in Jennifer's Body- OK, this is the one that I am most disappointed with. Back when we first heard of this film, there were nude pics that got leaked out of the beautiful Ms. Fox, even if it was in a see-through body suit. Sadly, those scenes got cut out or were never used or whatever the case maybe. It was lame move. She does look hot as hell in the movie and makes out with Amanda Seyfried, but that is not enough, dear readers! Perhaps, the filmmakers thought that by having Fox nude there would be nuclear explosion of hotness that would have been dangerous for humanity. I say, dear filmmakers, I understand your concern, but we people are willing take that risk in hopes of seeing Megan's body in all of its' glory!

1. Jamie Chung in Sorority Row- This one should be no shock to those of you who are long and loyal readers here. I actually enjoy this movie, quite a bit. And, while there is skin; it ain't from the girls that the movie's plot actually revolves around. The cast is beautiful, including Audrina Patridge (but we seen her nude already!), but the hottest, to me, is this beautiful Korean goddess. The still of her that I used here is from her in the hot tube, but the camera cuts away, right as she takes her top off. So, we don't see shit! Damn you camera! Damn you straight to hell! That scene alone would have made this movie get renamed Hot Tub Nude Machine in Sorority Row! If, Ms. Chung ever gets nude it will help achieve world peace. I promise you everything will be better and happier on this plant, if not in the whole entire universe! So, Jamie the fate of the Earth hands on your shoulders, er I mean your bra. Make the right choice!

Hope you guys liked this list. If there is any girl you think is missing from here, please do tell! I would love to hear your thoughts! Oh, and don't be shy. We all think and talk about the same stuff, here!

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The Hottest Babes of 2009, pt. 7, 10-1

10. Megan Fox (last year- 9) - Fox's popularity continued to grow bigger and bigger this year. She was all over the place in magazines and on TV. While, she starred in one of the year's biggest hits (even if it was the worst film I have seen this year, so far) in the form of Transformers: Rise of the Fallen as well as the lead in the horror flick Jennifer's Body (which I ain't seen, yet, but so need to!). Megan got a lot of praise for her acting in the later. Few women, if any, in Hollywood exude the type of raw, almost porn star level, degree of sexuality that she does. On top of that she admits to loving comics and the like, making her an extra fav among fanboys.

9. Gail Kim (last year- 7) - To me, Kim remains the most beautiful woman in all of pro-wrestling. She is also one of the most talented. Sadly, the WWE have turned her into a jobber. Why? Cause the WWE suck fucking balls, that's why. They are wasting her vast talents. She should be, as she was in TNA, their top babyface. That said her in-ring ability and stunning good looks are one of the very few good things on Monday Night Raw. Here is to hoping the WWE will give her the push she deserves next year. If so, she will more than likely rank higher on this list, next time around.

8. Tila Tequila (same) - Admit ably there was some controversy attached to the lovely Ms. Tequila in 2009, but I am here to concentrate on the positive things that happened this year, for her. She continues to be an extremely popular honey on the net. Her, sometimes, wacky tweets are among my favorites. And, no girl that ain't in the porn biz posts posts hotter videos that she does. Always dressed sexy or semi-nude, Tila is a pleasure to behold. And, she took a stand against women being abused (a great cause, I think). She also became recently engaged to heiress Casey Johnson (that is fucking HOT in my book!). All of this makes Tila ever so delicious and awesome!

7. Sasha Grey (last year- 19) - I predicted that the future would be very bright for the gorgeous Ms. Grey and this year proved it. She gave an excellent performance in the underrated Girlfriend Experience and appeared on mainstream shows such as Attack of the Show. In fact for G4, she also hosted Sexpo Australia and did an excellent job at that, too. Showtime's great reality show Deeper Throat, had her featured prominently. In many ways she became one of the biggest stars in the porn world being able, to successfully parlay her success to mainstream popularity. And, still doing making porn and doing a truly hot job at that. In person, she has not let success get to her. She is always sweet and friendly, as anyone who met her at any of appearances (like this year's Exxxotica NY) can testify to. Smart, sexy, and sophisticated, Sasha might go down as one of the greatest porn stars in history of the world.

6. Olivia Munn (last year- 35) - One of the biggest jumps on the list this year has to be the one and true geek goddess and co-host of Attack of the Show: Olivia Munn. Her star grew bigger and bigger as the year went on. First off, in one of the greatest moments in the entire history of TV, she, and co-host Kevin Pereira, jumped into a giant pie in French maid outfits! Then, she had own website, where she posts her awesome blogs and her message boards, where members of the OMFG (that's the Olivia Munn Fan Group, for the uninitiated) gather around to discuss our (yes, I am a proud member and I consider OMFG as a family) love for her among other things. She made many appearances on TV, whether it be talk shows or TV series. She also starred in the recently released Slammin' Salmon. She has thus become, arguably, the biggest star to ever come out of G4, but as her website and actions prove, she continues to be close and care for us, her fans. Want more proof of that? When she posed for Playboy (albeit not nude), she signed and personalized all the copies to her fans. This month also saw her appear in Maxim (in a hot as fuck cover, might I add) and promised to the same for those, too. Plus, she will do the same for her as of yet unreleased, but coming very soon, Hey Olivia mag. With her book Suck It Wonder Woman: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek and her secret role, in my most anticipated movie of 2010, Iron Man 2 coming out next year, the sky is the limit for this wonderful beauty. All hail, Olivia Munn!

5. Asa Akira (last year- 18) - Perhaps my favorite porn star working continuously, Asa's popularity just keeps growing. A true doll when it comes to her amazing looks, she also quite nice and friendly in person. I can honestly tell you that, having met her for two consecutive years (including this one, of course) at Exxxotica NY, that she is one of my favorite girls to go up. Her pics and scenes drive me crazy and her amazing good looks are a sight to behold and worship. Asa is a living, breathing goddess!

4. Audrina Patridge (same) - The Hills continues to be a show that I could give a flying fuck about, but star Audrina Patridge is, without a shadow of a doubt, the most beautiful woman on that show and one of the most beautiful, in the whole entire world. She, along with another babe on this list, Jamie Chung, appeared in the biggest surprise to me of 2009 (in terms of how much fun and good it was) Sorority Row. She looked great of course in that, but also did a decent job with her role. She seems to have left the aforementioned The Hills (though, I recently heard that she will be back) to get her own TV show. While, it is doubtful I will ever watch that show, I will continue to admire this babe's amazing, breathtaking looks. Cause, when it comes to looking liking a true vision of beauty (as evident by her many paparazzi pics) few can even come close, much less beat Ms. Patridge.

3. Jamie Chung (last year- 6) - She started the year off with a role in Dragonball Z (which I did not see, yet), and appearing in one of my favorite layouts, ever, for Maxim. But, she really began to gain more notoriety (via interviews) when the aforementioned Sorority Row came out. While, that movie was filled with babes, including, as I just said, Audrina Patridge, Chung was the most beautiful of them all. Her acting was good in it, and her character was pretty likable. Jamie came off great in all the interviews she did for it, and it only helped to further cement my fandom for this underrated, amazing, jaw-dropping, Korean, babe. I hope, I mean really hope, that she gets even more work in 2010.

2. Joanna Angel (same) - The punk princess continues to dominate her type of porn. Aside, from her great directing of quality smut, and RED-HOT performances, Joanna gets lots of nominations and makes appearances at live events (like this year's Exxxotica NY). Her interviews on shows like G4's Attack of the Show mean that her crossover appeal is as big as ever. And, her bubbly, cute, and sexy personality make her one of the coolest chicks you will ever meet.

1. Grace Park (last year- 3) - What an year it has been for this top babe of 2009. It was the final season of the greatest sci-fi show in the history of TV, Battelstar Galatica, and her acting was as great as ever. Her character's relationship with Helo was that show's best romantic storyline. But, Grace fans got to see her in The Cleaner, as well. And, while that show is pretty corny, her acting is still great, and her beauty still as amazing, as ever. Plus, it pulls in solid ratings for A&E. And, then BSG fans got to see her again as the world's most beautiful Cylon model, when Battlestar Galatica: The Plan hit DVD. On top of that, she, and fellow BSG babe and co-star Tricia Helfer, appeared in what might be the greatest cover in the history of Maxim. The pics of them inside where drool worthy as well. And, thus Grace Park is not only the hottest women in all of TV, but THE babe of year. Congrats, Ms. Grace!

And, that dear readers is the end of my list. I hope you enjoyed and liked my picks. Thanks for reading!

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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Director: Michael Bay
Writer: Ehren Kruger, Roberto Orci, and Alex Kurtzman
Cast: Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, John Turturro, Ramon Rodriguez

Let me start by saying that this review will be a little different than earlier reviews, I may have done for this site, as I wanted to use pics for this one, something I ain't done, before.

Taking place a few years after the original, the military have befriended the Autobots and together they battle the evil Decepitcons. Meanwhile, Sam (Shia LaBeouf) has absorbed the info from the cube from the last film, by accident. The Deceps need this info and need to kill Optimus, the only threat to the first Decep, the Fallen. With the resurrection of their leader Megatron, they just might accomplish this.

Actually, the only thing this movie manages to accomplish is pissing me off. I'll be nice and start with the positives, of which there are very little. The FX were great but with this kind of budget they better fucking be. Megan Fox is smoking hot, but more on her later. Starscream is well done. I love the fact that he takes over the Deceps, while Megatron was thought to be dead. As, in the Transformers universe, he always wants to take over leadership of the Deceps. The movie starts off really exciting and the the moments with Sam in college are well done. But, it is all downhill from here on in.

The pacing is completely off in this piece of shit. The whole climax in the desert drags on and on. You're like when will this shit fucking end? Not only that but the action scenes are poorly shot. Hey, Michael Bay stop moving the fucking camera so much! I got fucking dizzy watching this crap! Seriously! Go back to film school, you dick!

Then, there is humor. This movie blatantly racist. First off we have two annoying twins that act all ghetto . They really hit rock bottom, when they say, "We don't read". Wow! Seriously?! Plus, we get an African-American with bad teeth working in a deli owned by a Jewish guy and his mom. Yes, because this film also offends other races, too, not just blacks! Asians, Arabs, and midgets get hit, too!

Now, you say this is a movie for kids, right? Well, it ain't! Sex jokes abound including dogs humping each other TWICE!, a dude in a g-string, Devastator's nutsack (bet you had no clue that Transformers had privates), and Wheelie humps Megan Fox's leg! You guys know I am NO prude, but this just did not seem like the right film for this type of shit. Getting back to lovely Ms. Fox , she is clearly exploited through out the film as she is bent over a motorcycle and runs around in slow motion so her boobs bounce up and down . Oh, Bay, you really know how to get the money from fan boy pockets, right? Sadly, he does not accomplish this with a good movie. By the way, a hot chick tempts Sam. Listen this new babe, Isabella Lucas is pretty, but she ain't no Megan. The only way I would cheat on her is with an Asian girl, a porn star, or Audrina Patridge. Lucas is neither of those things. Just saying.

In further low brow humor, Sam's mom , in the movie, is MILFy and likes pot! Yay! This only mad me think of Shia's recent admission in Playboy magazine where he wishes he could date a woman like his mom, cause no woman can compare to her, according to him . Uhm, maybe he thought with Playboy's shitty sales no would ever read that. But, Chelsea Handler mentioned it on her show. Doh!

You think the crappiness ends there? Nope. This is a Transformers movie, but I never felt like i needed to buy a toy. I liked the last films, and I bought evil cop car Barricade cause of it. Since every Decepticon looks like Starscream or Megatron, I could never tell what the fuck was going on. Why does Devestator walk like a gorilla instead of upright like he did in the cartoon? The evil Fallen is a lame villain that, in the end poses no real threat to our heroes. Optimus is in the film for like 30 min. Maybe, Peter Cullen demanded a million dollars for this one...

But, hey it did feel like a commercial for our military. Bay admitted in the spacial edition DVD of the first one how much he loves the military . His boner for them shows in this one. Yes, kids, they can beat giant robots! So now we need not fear terrorists, anymore! Yay! Why do we need the Autobots, then?! In the cartoon, humans were shit to the Decepitcons, mere insects. But, not here! Speaking of insects what was up with all the lame little robots?! By the way, the bad guy in here works for president Obama, and he wants Optimus and the Autobots to leave. I think Obama would love Prime! Remember Prime believes that, "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings". That sounds like something Obama would be behind. Bay is probably Republican...

A terrible, terrible insulting piece of shit. And, guess what? I read the reviews. Critics always hate shit like this. They don't shit about Transformers and the rich history of the franchise. I am about as hardcore as a Transformers fan as you can get. I have toys, T-shirta, a hoodie DVDs, comics, and a poster up on my wall. So fuck them, Ii thought. Besides, these are the same asses who judge slasher films the way they would a war film. Lame. Then, Kevin and Olivia Munn said they walked out 30 minutes into the film. I still refused to believe it could be that bad. There were a few who liked it on the net. I said, "Hey, I prob will, too." Well, fuck no. The more I think about this filth the more it pisses me off. You like Transformers? See the first one, any episode from the generation 1 TV show, or, best of all see the original animated film. Like action/ sci-fi films? See the new Star Trek. Like Megan Fox? See any other film of hers, or google her hot ass. Or just read this blog. Here some pics so you don't leave you house and waste your money on this shit. See how I do favors for you?!

*1/2 out of ****

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