America, Fuck Yeah!!!

It's the 4th of July!! And, what better time than to celebrate with some real good old American made fun!

This month, on July 22, marks the opening date of the new Captain America movie, Captain America: The First Avenger. I think it looks real fucking good. The trailers have me excited for it. It should at least make us forget all those horrible Capt movies made over the course of time. Dunkin Donuts and Baskin Robbins both have promotions tied in with the release of the movie. I love the Captain America donuts! Real fuckin' good! Although, I don't get the chocolate Hydra sundaes. Shouldn't they be green? Just sayin... Captain America is one of the earliest comics I ever read, and he remains one of my fav comic book heroes. So, here is hoping for the best!

And, now for something that is awesome all year round, not just the 4th, PORN!!!! Here are three porn stars, I wish I could spend today with (and, I'm sure you do/ will want/ want to, as well). After all, they put the FUCK in fuck yeah!!!

Tori Black: Tori is the American girl that I wish lived next door to me! She is truly one of the most beautiful women I have ever laid my eyes on. Rumors are saying she is pregnant and done with porn. Other rumors state that she will only do girl/ girl. Whatever the truth maybe, I wish Ms. Black all the luck in the world.




Alana Evans- So last night I watched my copy of Rodney Moore's excellent comp of some of his best facials, Monster Facials.com the Movie Volume 3. In it, there is a clip taken from Different Strokes 5. In this scene, Alana plays a hooker that Rodney picks up, after being warned by the beautiful Phyllisha Anne (playing a cop), not to do that. He fucks her, then drops her off, with a big facial splattered on her. Officer Anne spots her. She notices the cum on her beautiful face, and to confirm that is indeed semen, she smells and licks it off of her!!! She arrests Evans, while Moore runaway. It's one of my fav facials in the history of porn, and it definitely makes me say FUCK YEAH!!!
Alana is an all American blonde haired, blue eyed beauty from Fort Campbell, Kentucky. Coincidentally her birthday is in two days, so happy birthday, Alana! She is a mom, in real life, making her an honest to God, MILF!

Asa Akira- Finally, if I was allowed to only pick one American babe to spend this 4th with, then I would go with the Asian American goddess known as Asa Akira, of course! No shocker, here, and a great excuse for me to post one more pic of her. Asa Akira? FUCK YEAH, baby!!!!

Remember that hot Asian chick (Kira Calvell) in the USA bathing suit in House of the Dead? I know I do! And, so do my pants!! Can, I get another FUCK YEAH?

And, now a song from America's, no fuck that the world's GREATEST punk band, The Misfits!!! It's American Psycho!!!


To all my dear readers and friends, I wish you and yours a very happy and safe 4of July! May you eat and drink and have a blast!! FUCK YEAH!!!

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How to Celebrate the 4th of July, Master Style

It's Independence Day and aside from the all BBQs, booze, and fireworks; I would like to recommend some other awesome things you could thrown in for the celebration!

Let's begin with cartoons. And, they don't get more appropriate then G.I. Joe. It was one of the most beloved toons of the 80s, and one of the best action figures of all time. Even better are the excellent comics or the the more mature toon G.I. Joe: Resolute, which actually had people getting killed! And, it let the Joes use guns instead of laser weapons. Avoid the terrible G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra, unless you are into seeing your childhood memories be raped.

Speaking of movies, I say go with the Rambo movies. I would go with the first, second, and/ or forth one. It's always fun to see Stallone kick the baddies asses! Horror fans, please avoid seeing Uncle Sam. It's a terrible movie, and you're way better off wallowing in the ultra-violence of Rambo. Hard to believe Uncle Sam was made by William Lusting, he of Maniac, Maniac Cop Trilogy, and Vigilante fame. Then again, he did make Maniac Cop 3... You can always watch American Psycho or An American Haunting, of course. Those are actually good movies.

Perhaps you are in the mood to see guys beat the shit out of each other. In which case I say go with pro-wrestling. I would say sticking with Hulk Hogan (only as a babyface [ good guy]) and/ or Kurt Angle (as a heel [bad guy] or babyface) matches. Or, better yet the awesome matches that they had in WWE. The Real American vs. the American Hero, what the fuck more could you ask for?

Now, of course, you might need some reading material. I would go with some Captain America comics. I been a fan of Capt. since I was a kid. He remains one of my favorite heroes in the Marvel Universe. You can always delight as he battles scumbags like the Red Skull or even terrorist pieces of shit, as he did, for a while, post 9-11. I am looking forward to seeing the Capt. movie. But, I hope they do it right. Avoid at all costs ANY of the old Captain America movies, including the 90s one with the Italian (?!) Red Skull! Seriosuly, what the fuck were they thinking with that one?!

What about some tunes, now? Well, you can go with such great feeling music like: The Misfits- American Psycho, Marilyn Manson- Portrait of an American Family, Rob Zombie- American Made Music to Strip by, or GWAR- America Must be Destroyed!

Now of course, there is nothing more American than porn! So, I would definitely recommend some smut, too. Then again, in my book, any time is always a great time to enjoy pornography! This Hustler cover proves my point, does it not? Maybe, I could also recommend you popping in American Daydreams, Vol. 4?

You should also have a party and tell all the hot girls coming that they must wear bikinis with Old Glory on them. T&A and the Red, White, and Blue. What's more American than that?

Anyways, I just want to wish you all a Happy 4th of July! Have lots of fun and stay safe!And, getting back to the whole porno thing, I would like to say that one of the hottest MILFs, in the history of the world, and one of this blog's most popular babes to talk about, Vicky Vette, wants, to wish you a Happy Independence Day, too! Definitely, makes you stand in attention, does it, not?

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